Smiley Rodger

OOHHHHH! Are you tired of the same old boring smiley faces plastered on every t-shirt from here to Timbuktu?! I’ve got something that’ll shake things up! Imagine this: a SMILEY FACE turned into a JOLLY ROGER! Yeah, you heard me!

Picture this: A big, bold yellow smiley right in the middle of the shirt, but with a twist that’ll make your grandma clutch her pearls. Instead of those cutesy eyes, we slap on some wicked, hollow eye sockets, glaring right at you like the grim reaper on a coffee break! And forget that benign smile – we’re carving a wicked grin (Sam, its actually more of a deadpan stare) that could scare a shark outta the water!

Now, don’t just stand there! This smiley’s got an eyepatch (No, he really doesn’t Sam), making it look like it’s survived more bar brawls than you’ve had hot meals. And topping it off? A pair of crossed bones right behind the head, giving it that ‘touch me and you’ll walk the plank’ vibe.

So throw on this t-shirt and walk out the door, and watch as people steer clear out of respect… or fear! (People will not fear you with this shirt on, we promise) Either way, you’re making a statement: ‘I’m here to pillage (We in no way recommend pillaging) the mundane and add some danger (We are mostly risk adverse) to the high seas of life!’ Yeah! Get your Smiley Roger t-shirt now, and let’s turn this world upside down (The earth is kind of always upside down when you think about it… unless the flat earthers end up being correct – imagine that)!

We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!